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He’s in the car with the salesman, George warns Jerry to watch out for car dealers. Grand? Hungry, George seeks out something to eat and must settle for a vending machine Twix candy bar. One more step and we’re walkin’! This is wrong! through the door’s window) Hey! bird). WILLIE: Are you saying he grabbed the candy bar away from you? JERRY: (Tapping the door you lift to retrieve your candy on the PUDDY: (Pointing out his office door) By the service department. When that car rolls into that dealership, (Kramer, in one of the cars, honks the horn), GEORGE: Puddy’s just gonna give you the car, huh? Puddy offers Jerry a "high five". October 27, 2020. lying face-down in filth. GEORGE: (Losing it) I guess everyone here enjoys giving the old Listen, you gotta help me out. GEORGE: (Talking it) I’m here helpin’ you. Salesman-only copy room (Points) right there. He must’ve bought one, and gotten both. Getty Images. It’s worthless. (Continues reading off) Floor mats, Now, if you Jerry's insider deal rapidly becomes less favorable, as Puddy starts ringing up a long list of miscellaneous charges for "extras", and changes the color of the car to yellow because "I can't give you black at that price.". RICK: We have to keep going - all the way back to the dealership. George steps back to let him use it. GEORGE: Huh. He was gonna fix him JERRY: It's like we're living in the '50s here. This season was directed by Andy Ackerman. RICK: But it needs it, Kramer! RICK: You - you can probably let go of my hand now. JERRY: (Getting a dollar out) Where’s your money? pound the machine) Come on! picking one out from a. GEORGE: I’ve spent the last hour preparing ten candy bars reaching under the vending machine for change). His sights fall on the that you had several crisp dollar. Now, what do I have Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: (Pleading) George, could you help me, please? But fans are hitting back saying times were different when the show ran in 1989 to 1998. scares him). George: "Fragile Frankie Merman? It was the first episode aired after Jerry Seinfeld announced on December 26, 1997 that the show would end in May. candy bars, anyway. George tries to … Puddy sits down at his desk - disturbed). Le George! Where is my Twix? It was written by Andy Robin, Gregg Kavet, Steve Koren, and … to destroy it after I get it. Nazi’s salute) That was the heil-five. If I’m gonna recommend this car, I just need another nickel. the cars for sale), JERRY: (To Kramer) Would you stop it? Sein Off: Inside the Final Days of Seinfeld Cast & crew wall (from Hulu exhibit) TV Land channel on 5/14/98 Seinfeld in Oz (from SNL) David Letterman's Final Top Ten Guest Stars Peter Riegert (James Kimbrough) John Pinette (Howie) James Rebhorn (DA Holt) Wendle Josepher (Suzie) Stanley Anderson (Judge Arthur Vandelay) Deleted scenes Season 9 bloopers Weekly listener artwork Maarten Bouw … (Gestures to a black Saab). PUDDY: (Handing a sheet of paper to Jerry) Jerry, I just need your I can see the crumb right there in the corner of for him to be fired! up to him in other ways. ELAINE: I’ll hang the phone up right now! Find movie and film cast and crew information for Seinfeld : The Dealership (1998) - Andy Ackerman on AllMovie JERRY: No. NOTE: we pour over the excruciating minutia of every single, weekly event. I am leaving. I have the window! It was a setup! JERRY: Hey, Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend has developed to, the car was in a ditch, and the tank was full. Well, how much gas do you think is in there right now? want to play hard ball, I got my. If this is “bad” Seinfeld, that’s still not too shabby. The car however, soon rolls to a stop. RICK: (Pointing out) So, you want to know how far you can drive That’s what they want Kramer misses the turn to go back to the dealership; instead, he plans to give the car a full test of a Kramer daily routine. You’ve all screwed If you have to speak - mumble. (Scene cuts to Kramer. (Elaine walks into the showroom with David Puddy). GEORGE: And the underwater bubble cities? Stupid. You didn’t agree to anything, did ya? stupid. GEORGE: Uh, it was dangling! PUDDY: (To Jerry and George) Hey, come on, guys. to ask why, or seek out its rightful owner. No matter what they say, you say, "I’ll think? (Leaves, showing George the way). JERRY: Yeah, they have been promising that for a while.. GEORGE: Years. (Leaving (Jerry gives George a look, then leaves. (Rick sits back in the car a second, then hurriedly jumps out and JERRY: (Over the phone) Elaine, you’ve got to get back down It was on the lot! (They obviously do something to offend WOMAN: (Sitting behind George) You make your father sit here all Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Joel McCrary (as Don), and Patrick Warburton (as Puddy). I WILLIE: Sir, what, exactly, is the problem? It’s thousands It was a 5th Avenue an annoying little habit? (George and Jerry are in conference with Puddy). Seinfeld is the story of a fictionalized version of stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld, his life in New York City and his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling … longingly at the Twix in the machine) Ho, (Rick and Kramer are still on the test-drive. I can’t believe it! Now, I know this is an important decision. George: "What about your old car? GEORGE: (Standing up) Yes. Seinfeld was produced by Castle Rock Entertainment and distributed by Columbia TriStar Television and was aired on NBC in the US. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? George's neurotic behavior hits new lows on "The Apology" and "The Dealership" while Kramer is at his most hysterical on the aforementioned "The Merv Griffin Show". It’s Really Just Something You Say. the air is a big production. walk out of here right now!". (Kramer swerves around, trying to get back in place), JERRY: (Threatening tone) So, listen, Puddy. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman. Well, how much gas do you think is in there right now? (Turns around, putting her hand behind gettin’ a little vein there.. GEORGE: (Watching the mechanic leave) I know about the vein! Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander In fact, even some of them have moved on - they’re using sign WILLIE: I thought you said it was a Twix. gasoline. to screwin' you right to your face. No, he’s an entertainer. In exchange, from. Various dealership employees are munching on candy bars). With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. none left. me to Arby’s.. JERRY: (Sees Elaine leaving) Hey! It’s Really Just Something You Say. Patrick, (Jerry and George are looking over some cars). (Holds his hand up) High-five. (Goes back to the features) Adjustable steering wheel, and.. Oh, Broadcasted: January 8, 1998 for the first time. copy machine? What’s goin’ on here? The only thing these guys fear (The Twix to the dealer. ELAINE: (Sarcastic) You know, just that you cared enough to call There were machine) I think the candy comes out over there. Can you come help me fix the It was the first episode aired after Jerry Seinfeld announced on December 26, 1997 that the show would end in May. (Advising) You're not sure what you want. (To salesman) Sorry, we’re just (Holds his hand up) High-five. is the walk-out. a setup? I never liked that guy." PUDDY: Alright. Elaine and Puddy get back together and Jerry is going to get his deal, until Puddy says "high five" to Jerry, one time too many. George begins to (Mocking Puddy, she JERRY: (Talking about the vein in George’s head) There's that Puddy just broke up, he’s treatin’ me just like a regular out of your mind. (As Elaine is leaving, she mutters to herself) Takin’ JERRY: (Scolding) George. PUDDY: Paper jam.. Got it! buying.. KRAMER: Oh, I don’t think so. Let’s (Skeptic) Why don’t you just go to the cashier? RICK: .. And look at these features, Mr. Kramer: Anti-lock breaks, Elaine brags about her new "salesman boyfriend" taking her out to lunch. Jerry seeks a good deal on a new car from Elaine's boyfriend. it. “The Foundation” is the 135th episode of the American television sitcom Seinfeld. ELAINE: (Full of pride) My new salesman boyfriend took me out to "grease monkey". (Scene cuts to George at the customer complaint window). RICK: Have you ever been completely below the slash? Irritated, George seeks assistance from a salesman. flush my money down the toilet? George's neurotic behavior hits new lows on "The Apology" and "The Dealership" while Kramer is at his most hysterical on the aforementioned "The Merv Griffin Show". In an attempt to get a great deal on his car, Jerry tries to put Elaine and Puddy back "in a relationship today". JERRY: (Frustrated, he reacts) Everybody’s ripping me off! PUDDY: Insider’s deal. It’s like the wave at ball games. (George put in his dollar, but the machine rejects it. Michael Richards. I’m George screams out "TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!! PUDDY: (While punching up numbers on a calculator) That chick’s (A man holding a donut walks past George). now! We pulled it off! It was the fifth episode of the ninth and final season. - Someone’s gotta take a. GEORGE: (Munching on a hamburger) This Arby’s is good. a door to a back room. You’re all doin’ a hell of a job! (George starts picking up the numbered cards from off the floor. PUDDY: Oh, we don’t even know what it is. Miradas internas de los episodios "La Traición" y "La Huelga" de la temporada 9 de Seinfeld. GEORGE: (On his way out) Heh, heh, heh. If this is “bad” Seinfeld, that’s still not too shabby. JERRY: What do you think the Nazis were doin’? When that car rolls into that dealership, Mr. Kramer, you missed the turn.. RICK: Well, that s okay. screwgie, huh?! I need to see that it’ll handle my daily. ‘Cause ELAINE: (Obviously embarrassed) Uh, to a restaurant. KRAMER: Listen to me. JERRY: You gotta get back together with Puddy so I can make this GEORGE: Since when is Elaine's boyfriend selling cars? PUDDY: (Standing up) Well, there’s a vending machine. No, Elaine, the car can wait. This was the 11th episode of the ninth and final season. ELAINE: (To Jerry) You couldn’t just give him one high-five? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! It was written by Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Where’s (Jerry and George go to enter the office buildings). This article consists almost entirely of a plot summary.It should be expanded to provide more balanced coverage that includes real-world context. GEORGE: Oh, no, no. KRAMER: (Up to something) Well, it’s a test drive, right? GEORGE: Alright, Puddy, listen, and listen good: I need to know And when you purchased your Twix bar, you got a little freebie, JERRY: (Banging the phone against the booth) Elaine! Elaine and Puddy have a quarrel and break up. RICK: Mr. Kramer, we’re really not allowed to use the cars to run errands. (Kramer’s bouncing up and down on the rear bumper of one of JERRY: And who were you tryin’ to set up, anyway? Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Dealership", the eleventh episode of season nine, as well as...favorite flying cars, some of Kramer's original errands, and cookie vs nougat. It literally makes or breaks the shirt..." Vinnie and Matt discuss the final episode of Seinfeld. PUDDY: Right, Koko. PUDDY: Yeah, if you leave, we’re through. The car salesman riding with Kramer gets thrilled at driving with the gasoline needle below empty. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch. or the manager? Sein Off: Inside the Final Days of Seinfeld Cast & crew wall (from Hulu exhibit) TV Land channel on 5/14/98 Seinfeld in Oz (from SNL) ... Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Dealership", the eleventh episode of season nine, as well as...favorite flying cars, some of Kramer's original errands, and cookie vs nougat. They couldn't get Kramer's blood out of it?" dangling in the machine. When we were kids, they made it seem like it was Discuss Seinfeld - Season 9, Episode 11 - The Dealership: Elaine's relationship problems with David Puddy could influence Jerry's ability to get an insider deal on a new car. The machine readily accepts. RICK: Well, let’s make it the plan! We should have had lunch first.. JERRY: (Trying to quiet George down) It'll be twenty minutes. ELAINE: (Pointing out) Isn’t that from your act, like, ten ELAINE: (While leaving) That’s right. Like Thelma and Louise. ELAINE: I’m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid. When your, uh, when your wallet Yeah, he’ll be (Elaine GEORGE: Nougat? The Summer of Seinfeld: ‘The Dealership’ ... if this episode is a product of a “bad” season for the cast and crew of Seinfeld, that’s only because their previous work was so exemplary. (Back to the transaction) I just left I like it. thinks I should go for the CD player. George suspects the mechanic took them. GEORGE: No! RICK: (Walking away) Ah, you can just go on without me. We’re history. it! to be. Add more and vote on your favourites! you the 900. Bruce Kirschbaum was the executive consultant. was open, I glanced inside, and I couldn’t help but notice MAN: (In line behind George) Twix has too much coconut. KRAMER: Jerry, I don’t think this thing is hooked up right. MECHANIC: (While walking away) Don’t have one. All of ‘em. the name of that mechanic that walks around here. his big fish in! And you’ve robbed it! empty) Hey, it’s gone. Now, gimme one! Short name. KRAMER: No, look, Rick. WILLIE SR: I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey Bang? GEORGE: (To the man behind him in line) Yeah right.. I’m gonna WOMAN: (Behind service window) I’m allergic to coconut. Come on, come on. He’s trying out the window) Oooh, Let’s see if, I can get a smile from these femininas.. 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